What about now?

Errors in my verbal garbage

Clearly, my writing/typing/story telling techniques are failing miserably. This has absolutely sweet nothing to do with the fact that my fingers are practically frozen stiff and that my ability to type resembles that of a poor soul who has broken all ten fingers and is uncomfortably attempting to master a keyboard with all digits in casts and splints, but more to do with the fact that I have a secret proof reader hidden in my PC that seems to believe that what I have been attempting to express over the last few days has been nothing short of verbal garbage and as a result you have spent the last 10 days watching little Snuggle Bug sleeping peacefully on the sofa.

Imagine my frustration when every page that I have masterfully...HA HA HA...put together over the past few days has posted as ERROR and just wouldn't upload or download or load, whatever, you get the idea. While I have been tapping away awkwardly in an attempt to get my 2 cents out there, my little proof reader is thinking; crap, garbage, can't believe she is going to tell the world that, what the hell is she thinking there is no way I am going to justify that with the time and space required to upload it and spits out a big fat error message.

Well, little proof reader hiding in my PC, this is for you, lets see what you do with this little slice of masterfully created garbage.